She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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