I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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