the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
