You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my sisters under your porch take her home
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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