I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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I think your dad took our porno
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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