Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
send nudes
from the living room?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
