do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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