But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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