just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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