Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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