Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think i got beer on your cat.
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