What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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