oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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