Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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