I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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