shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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