big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i dont even know how to be here
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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