so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Do vagina's smell?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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