is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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