"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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