but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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