Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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