another moral hangover. fuck.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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