Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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