I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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