BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
