do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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