I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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