He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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