So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
soo... how was my night?
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