Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I party with great urgency now.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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