are you so shy because you have an std?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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