So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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