It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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