So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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