I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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