Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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