And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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