New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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