You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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