i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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