JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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