they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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