Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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