The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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