We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
