I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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