we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm always down for nudity.
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