I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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