So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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