Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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