I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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