the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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