I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It was confusing and full of hummus
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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