I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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