apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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