Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
