So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Walk of Shame today included voting.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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